How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
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Ayyy I’m cooking this in the morning while watching this video
“Who’s a vicious little tiger?”
“Bitch I might be”
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OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
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Disney, please tell me this is some kind of cruel sick joke.
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d0z0:
wait omg this is amazing
wait what does this symbol stand for :$
^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood
SWEET SKIES ABOVE
If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.
Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?
IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG
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